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Thread started 01/25/18 12:24pm

KingBAD

ah.... yes i have been unable to fulfill my duties...

yep...

still no computer

and all that shit about

comin to the library... FUKKK THAT!!!

so

i do hope someone is makin you laff

in the interum...

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
"KingBAD, well you are just a troll" (an emotional fan)
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Reply #1 posted 01/25/18 1:15pm

luv4u

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Miss your jokes sad

Edmonton, AB - canada

Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture!
REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince
"I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben
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Reply #2 posted 01/25/18 3:20pm

XxAxX

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WHY ATHLETES CAN'T HAVE REGULAR JOBS .. . .

1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model:
"I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me."


2. New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season:
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.."


3. And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skin's say:
"I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl,"

Matt Millen of the Raiders said:
"To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too."


4. Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins:
"He treat us like mens. He let us wear earrings."


5. Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann:
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."


6. Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh :
"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.."

(Now that is beautiful)

7. Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach:
"You guys line up alphabetically by height..,"
And, "You guys pair up in groups of three, and then line up in a circle."


8. Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson going to prison:
"Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton ..."


9. Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker:
"That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes."


10. Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regimen of heavyweight Andrew Golota:
"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning, regardless of what time it is."


11. Chuck Nevitt , North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim
Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice:
"My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.

(I wonder if his IQ ever hit room temperature in January)

12. Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player:
"I asked him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?'
He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.'"


13. Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a player who received four F's and one D:
"Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject."


14. In the words of NC State great Charles Shackelford:
"I can go to my left or right, I am amphibious."


15. Former Houston Oilers coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded:
"Because she's too ugly to kiss good-bye."
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Reply #3 posted 01/25/18 3:44pm

JoeyC

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luv4u said:

Miss your jokes sad

yeahthat



Thank the Gods though, that the flu didn't take KB out. Then we'd really be fu***d. biggrin

Rest in Peace Bettie Boo. See u soon.
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Reply #4 posted 02/21/18 9:21pm

littlemissG

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#12 LOL!
No More Haters on the Internet.
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Reply #5 posted 02/22/18 1:19pm

TD3

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KingBAD said:

yep...

still no computer

and all that shit about

comin to the library... FUKKK THAT!!!

so

i do hope someone is makin you laff

in the interum...

What's wrong with your laptop or desktop KingBad? sad

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Reply #6 posted 03/09/18 10:22am

KingBAD

TD3 said:

KingBAD said:

yep...

still no computer

and all that shit about

comin to the library... FUKKK THAT!!!

so

i do hope someone is makin you laff

in the interum...

What's wrong with your laptop or desktop KingBad? sad

it died horribly...

i had it duct taped for a few months before it went down for good

i think somethin finally shorted it out...

i may have one by the beginnin of the year BUT til then

now you see me...

lol lol lol lol lol lol

(i reeeeeeeeeeeeally don't like these library pc's)

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
"KingBAD, well you are just a troll" (an emotional fan)
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Reply #7 posted 03/09/18 10:24am

morningsong

YOU'RE BACK! YAY! lol

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Reply #8 posted 03/09/18 12:05pm

purplethunder3
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KingBAD said:

TD3 said:

What's wrong with your laptop or desktop KingBad? sad

it died horribly...

i had it duct taped for a few months before it went down for good

i think somethin finally shorted it out...

i may have one by the beginnin of the year BUT til then

now you see me...

lol lol lol lol lol lol

(i reeeeeeeeeeeeally don't like these library pc's)

Why did the computer crash?

Because it had a bad driver... confused

The world is done...
But you don't have to be.
Darkness gathers around the light...
Hold on, hold on...
There is a Light--don't let it go out!
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Reply #9 posted 03/09/18 2:48pm

morningsong

^ omg neutral lol neutral *snicker*

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Reply #10 posted 03/09/18 3:23pm

XxAxX

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whoo hoo the King is back. long live the King!

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